A Collection Of Anti-Friendzone Knowledge

Apr 13

Apr 12

Dear Ladies…

It has become increasingly common for a girl to get offended by a friendoned boy who admitted to his want for something more in the relationship. Ladies, it isn’t about sex. Not all guys who talk with you do it to get in your pants (and if you believe that all guys only want sex, your an ignorant sexist). If you think all our friend wants is to get in your pants, tell me this: why would he keep his real feelings a secret from you, just for fear of losing the friendship, and rejection, if all he wanted was your vagina?

 Answer: He wouldn’t. If a guy would rather be your friend than nothing, he obviously is after more than sex. So girls, if this ever happens to you, don’t freak out. This guy is your friend, he has been there for you. He isn’t one of those assholes you usually see. So half of you reading this, keep in mind that the most successful relationships are couples who claim to be “best friends,” and were friends before they dated. To the other half of you, get the hell off of tumbr and go apologize to your future husband.

Feb 06


FriendZone Theme Song
It Hurts Me - Elvis
It hurts me to see him treat you the way he doesIt hurts me to see you sit and cryWhen I know I could be so trueIf I had someone like youIt hurts me to see those tears in your eyesThe whole town is talking, they’re callin’ you a foolFor listening to his same old liesAnd when I know I could be so trueIf I had someone like youIt hurts me to see the way he makes you cryYou love him too much, you’re too blind to seeHe’s only playing a gameBut he’s never loved youHe never willAnd darling, don’t you know he will never changeOh, I know he never will set you freeBecause he’s just that kind of guyBut if you ever tell him you’re throughI’ll be waiting for youWaiting to hold you so tightWaiting to kiss you goodnightYes, darling, if I had someone like you

FriendZone Theme Song

It Hurts Me - Elvis


It hurts me to see him treat you the way he does
It hurts me to see you sit and cry
When I know I could be so true
If I had someone like you
It hurts me to see those tears in your eyes

The whole town is talking, they’re callin’ you a fool
For listening to his same old lies
And when I know I could be so true
If I had someone like you
It hurts me to see the way he makes you cry

You love him too much, you’re too blind to see
He’s only playing a game
But he’s never loved you
He never will
And darling, don’t you know he will never change

Oh, I know he never will set you free
Because he’s just that kind of guy
But if you ever tell him you’re through
I’ll be waiting for you
Waiting to hold you so tight
Waiting to kiss you goodnight
Yes, darling, if I had someone like you

Feb 05

Temporary Leave!

Due to a huge virus on my computer, i haven’t been and won’t be able to post for a while… terribly sorry! but thanks for following! (:

Feb 04

Feb 02

Nice Guys Finish Last?

I have to be honest with you guys, being a gentleman does not always get you females to spread their legs. I’m sorry that it isn’t true. I used to be one of those girls who would run back to her cheating, lying, asshole BOYfriend every sunday he asked for me back. [Yes, I did have an ex that did break up with me over the weekends to fuck other girls. & yes, I know that isn’t cheating but he also did cheat in addition to that.] I mean, being a creeton certainly got him an abundance of girls. So no, you will not always get girls that spread their legs by being a gentelmen. But, you will always have women who respect themselves. & if you play your cards right, you might sleep with them. [that shouldn’t be your first priority, lol but I know its up there.] & it will be more than a sloppy drunk girl who tastes like sweat, vodka and puke; who has a 67% chance of pissing herself while she clumbsily sits on your lap. It will be with someone who first of all: is less likely of having an STD, second: can count how many people she’s slept with, third: will be sober and still want you. not your dick, YOU. So no, gentlemen do not get pussy, they get ladies.

So true. Bad Boys finish first. Nice Guys finish last; but that just means their girl actually gets off.