A Collection Of Anti-Friendzone Knowledge

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Fri, 13 Apr 2012 07:26:25 -0400

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Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:20:12 -0400

Dear Ladies...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 07:41:09 -0400

It has become increasingly common for a girl to get offended by a friendoned boy who admitted to his want for something more in the relationship. Ladies, it isn’t about sex. Not all guys who talk with you do it to get in your pants (and if you believe that all guys only want sex, your an ignorant sexist). If you think all our friend wants is to get in your pants, tell me this: why would he keep his real feelings a secret from you, just for fear of losing the friendship, and rejection, if all he wanted was your vagina?

Answer: He wouldn’t. If a guy would rather be your friend than nothing, he obviously is after more than sex. So girls, if this ever happens to you, don’t freak out. This guy is your friend, he has been there for you. He isn’t one of those assholes you usually see. So half of you reading this, keep in mind that the most successful relationships are couples who claim to be “best friends,” and were friends before they dated. To the other half of you, get the hell off of tumbr and go apologize to your future husband.

FriendZone Theme Song It Hurts Me - Elvis It hurts me to see...

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:06:44 -0500

FriendZone Theme Song

It Hurts Me - Elvis

It hurts me to see him treat you the way he does
It hurts me to see you sit and cry
When I know I could be so true
If I had someone like you
It hurts me to see those tears in your eyes

The whole town is talking, they’re callin’ you a fool
For listening to his same old lies
And when I know I could be so true
If I had someone like you
It hurts me to see the way he makes you cry

You love him too much, you’re too blind to see
He’s only playing a game
But he’s never loved you
He never will
And darling, don’t you know he will never change

Oh, I know he never will set you free
Because he’s just that kind of guy
But if you ever tell him you’re through
I’ll be waiting for you
Waiting to hold you so tight
Waiting to kiss you goodnight
Yes, darling, if I had someone like you

Temporary Leave!

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 05:52:30 -0500

Due to a huge virus on my computer, i haven’t been and won’t be able to post for a while… terribly sorry! but thanks for following! (:

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Sat, 04 Feb 2012 15:22:05 -0500

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Sat, 04 Feb 2012 03:27:13 -0500

Nice Guys Finish Last?

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:46:34 -0500

I have to be honest with you guys, being a gentleman does not always get you females to spread their legs. I’m sorry that it isn’t true. I used to be one of those girls who would run back to her cheating, lying, asshole BOYfriend every sunday he asked for me back. [Yes, I did have an ex that did break up with me over the weekends to fuck other girls. & yes, I know that isn’t cheating but he also did cheat in addition to that.] I mean, being a creeton certainly got him an abundance of girls. So no, you will not always get girls that spread their legs by being a gentelmen. But, you will always have women who respect themselves. & if you play your cards right, you might sleep with them. [that shouldn’t be your first priority, lol but I know its up there.] & it will be more than a sloppy drunk girl who tastes like sweat, vodka and puke; who has a 67% chance of pissing herself while she clumbsily sits on your lap. It will be with someone who first of all: is less likely of having an STD, second: can count how many people she’s slept with, third: will be sober and still want you. not your dick, YOU. So no, gentlemen do not get pussy, they get ladies.

So true. Bad Boys finish first. Nice Guys finish last; but that just means their girl actually gets off.

Contrary to popular belief, women get friendzoned all the time....

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:17:27 -0500

Contrary to popular belief, women get friendzoned all the time. In fact, many girls I know end up friendzoning boys that fall in love with them because they started out having crushes on said boys, or being interested in them. Then after so long of a guy not making a move, she tries to make it over-obvious that they are just friends (to avoid embarrassment or awkwardness), and, eventually, only sees him that way.

Product: Boy is unhappy because all he wants is for her to see him as something more. Girl: Pushes away her dissapointment and denies her origional attractions, then stays friends with him.

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Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:34:58 -0500

Friendzoning Advise From A Friendzoning Girl.

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:50:12 -0500

Hello Fellow Tumbleirs,

I am trying to document the ominous “friendzone”, I have personal experience with the place. I would love to hear any questions, stories, reasons for friendzoning, comments, opinions, ect. about the subject! I’m giving advise to those who ask, and also stories! I just made this blog, and plan to dedicate it to helping those stuck in the friendzone to escape! Or at least prevent it in the future.

Feel free to ask me anything!

Comprende?

Anti-Friendzone Advise #2

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:38:48 -0500

One of the first issues might be that she doesn’t know you like her. I know it may seem hard to believe, but when a girl says that she “sees you as a friend,” almost 90% of the time she means it. So when you keep trying to get her alone or on a sort-of date, by saying things like, “Hey! Let’s go watch a movie!” and you guys are already friends, she isn’t going to see a problem (or how you take it) when she invites other people. So if you want her to go out with you, the first step is to let her know that you want to hang out with her only. One way to do this would be to ask her to han, but don’t specify what you will be doing. Say it’s a surprise or something, then take her somewhere you guys can be alone. Examples: Picnic, lake, a walk, movie at home, movie theatre in another town, ice skating, cook dinner at home together, make a mini fire in back yard and make smores, etc. These are all great, private places where you guys are less likely to run in to all 42 of her best friends.

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