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I have to be honest with you guys, being a gentleman does not always get you females to spread their legs. I’m sorry that it isn’t true. I used to be one of those girls who would run back to her cheating, lying, asshole BOYfriend every sunday he asked for me back. [Yes, I did have an ex that did break up with me over the weekends to fuck other girls. & yes, I know that isn’t cheating but he also did cheat in addition to that.] I mean, being a creeton certainly got him an abundance of girls. So no, you will not always get girls that spread their legs by being a gentelmen. But, you will always have women who respect themselves. & if you play your cards right, you might sleep with them. [that shouldn’t be your first priority, lol but I know its up there.] & it will be more than a sloppy drunk girl who tastes like sweat, vodka and puke; who has a 67% chance of pissing herself while she clumbsily sits on your lap. It will be with someone who first of all: is less likely of having an STD, second: can count how many people she’s slept with, third: will be sober and still want you. not your dick, YOU. So no, gentlemen do not get pussy, they get ladies.
So true. Bad Boys finish first. Nice Guys finish last; but that just means their girl actually gets off.
Hello Fellow Tumbleirs,
I am trying to document the ominous “friendzone”, I have personal experience with the place. I would love to hear any questions, stories, reasons for friendzoning, comments, opinions, ect. about the subject! I’m giving advise to those who ask, and also stories! I just made this blog, and plan to dedicate it to helping those stuck in the friendzone to escape! Or at least prevent it in the future.
Feel free to ask me anything!
One of the first issues might be that she doesn’t know you like her. I know it may seem hard to believe, but when a girl says that she “sees you as a friend,” almost 90% of the time she means it. So when you keep trying to get her alone or on a sort-of date, by saying things like, “Hey! Let’s go watch a movie!” and you guys are already friends, she isn’t going to see a problem (or how you take it) when she invites other people. So if you want her to go out with you, the first step is to let her know that you want to hang out with her only. One way to do this would be to ask her to han, but don’t specify what you will be doing. Say it’s a surprise or something, then take her somewhere you guys can be alone. Examples: Picnic, lake, a walk, movie at home, movie theatre in another town, ice skating, cook dinner at home together, make a mini fire in back yard and make smores, etc. These are all great, private places where you guys are less likely to run in to all 42 of her best friends.
When a girl first meets a guy, she is automatically studying her prey. Her attraction to you is in the begining of the friendship. After you don’t make a move, even if she liked you she will make you a genital-less in her mind. Make a move 2-14 days after you start talking. & by move I do not mean casually asking for her phone number, do that day 1. What I mean by ‘move’ is a nice, confident, suck-it-up, nut-up-or-shut-up: [hey me and you should partake in an activity in which no other people will be there because I do not mean I want this to become a social event. I want to work up the nerve to kiss you.] put in your own words so you don’t sound as creepy and serial-killer-ish.